May 23, 2010

"I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council"

"You don't like raisins?"
"Not really."
"Why?"
"They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council."
"Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?"
"They scare me."
"Yeah me too"
"It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them."
"It's a shame about raisins."
"Cannibals."
"Yeah. Do you like avocados?"
"They're a fruit you know."
"Ruthie, do you got any avocados?"

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